Fishclaimer

Fishclaimer

I am not a fish, I have never been a fish, If you got this far and thought I was a fish, well, tough luck buddy, you's wrong! I also don't speak for, and have never slept with, the fishes. If you require more fishy fish based information you should contact a real fish (one of which I am not.) or perhaps a fisherman, or a fisherman's friend, or the captain bloke from Birdseye, or Rick Stein, but he may be too busy with his restraunts. This e-mail's not even waterproof, dip it in some water, e.g., to show to a fish, and it will probably explode, or at least go 'Fzzzt', so when I said above you should talk to a real fish, you should probably write your questions out first, on some kind of waterproof paper, with a waterproof pen (I believe Stadler do a great range.), or maybe perhaps a whitebord. If you have trouble holding the pen you could perhaps get a friend to do it for you.

So, to sumarise:

• Not a fish
• Not a spokesfish
• Not condoning mixing computers and water
• Do not have bigger fish to fry
• Yes, it's a /lovely/ tank

All fish are registered trademarks of their respective owners, by having read this disclaimer you agree to perform at least one fish impression before the end of the day and/or remark on the loveliness of this tank.