Tubey goo

Ingredients

• spiral pasta
• diced chicken
• 1 tin condensed mushroom soup
• 1 now empty soup tin of milk
• salt
• sneeze of pepper
• teapsoon of crushed garlic
• unspecified size spoonful of mayo
• distraction for small child (optional).

Method

1. Distract the small child, possibly by inventing some kind of YouTube based calamity. This step is important, the small child and can of mushroom soup should never meet.
2. Put all the things into a pyrex dish. (Except the distraction and small child).
3. Look sadly at the air fryer... today is not for you.
4. Put the dish with all the things in into the hot cupboard. The hot cupboard should be on. *Do not preheat*
5. Take the dish with all the things out of the hot cupboard some time later, you should probably use some kind of oven glove to do this as it will be hot.
6. Turn off the oven.
7. Shout at small child until she presents herself.